The letter to father from son...
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was
addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened
the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.Dear Dad:It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had
to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion and total love
with Stacy these past months and she is so nice to me. But I knew
you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos,
tight motorcycle clothes, going topless at home and the fact that
she is much older than I am.But... it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant too!
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer deep
in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many
more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
ourselves and trading it with the other people that live
nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray
that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better
soon. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad.
I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you
can get to know your grandchildren.Love,Your only Son JohnPS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. I just wanted
to remind you that there are worse things in
life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home. I failed math
